Owen's funnies

At 2 1/2...
-He started calling Grant and I "babe"
-Me "Owen you're being super whiny, you need to use your big boy voice." Owen "I not 'Super Why', he's right there" as he points to the tv that's not on. Oh geez... Fyi...super why is one of his favorite shows
- Owens bed time prayer "Jesus thank you for mommy and dray (Brady) and mommy and mommy and daddy and Owen and mommy and mommy"..."and trucks."
-Owen told Jess that she's a "good boy"
- Owen "knock knock" me "who's there" Owen "Owen" me "Owen who" Owen "Aunt Jeralyn"
-I walked into Owens room to see why he was laughing so hard and looking up at me he lets out some huge farts and starts cracking up and I started laughing with him. You know you have a son when...
-"Mommy this is scary Pete. Don't worry he's not scary for you. He just eats my pizza."
- Apparently my brother in law Ivory has some hidden talents I didn't know about. While we were in the car Owen told me Nuckle Ivory was flying the airplane that flew over our car and he was singing the Christmas song on the radio

At 3...
-Chica get out of the chicken! (Translation...Tinka get out of the kitchen.)
- Owen "Mommy you know the muffin man? Well he needs to go to timeout because he ate all the muffins and didnt leave any for Brady, me, and my mommy."
- With our new big blocks, Owen was helping me build a house complete with a couch, bed, pool, and trees. Then Owen takes a block and says here comes the monster and starts hitting all of them and says "you'll never be a house now hahahaha!"
-Owen in the car on the way home from church "Mommy Brady talks but he doesn't make real words. He makes no sense."
- While having dinner at Chilis, Owen yells out he has to pee, asks the waitress if she's a nurse, what a spider and snake are, and tells me there's a waterfall and mice on the floor. Needless to say our waitress was cracking up!
- "Mommy Donald Duck is a duck."
-Owen licked sand and said "I wanted to see what it tasted like."
-Owen "mommy Brady took your belly belt (bra) and won't give it back."
-Coming home from preschool "Owen did you make any new friends today?" Owen "Mommy I don't make people, Jesus does."
- Me "Owen what did you do at preschool?" O "mommy I was the policeman and I got all the bad guys except there was one good guy."
- Owen asked "mommy who are my 'aunts'?" I answered "Jeralyn, Janna, and Emily" He sat there for a minute then asked "but who are my grasshoppers?"
- Brady said "ahwahwah". I said "Owen do you know what he said?" Owen said "Brady said when its summertime the trash truck will stink up the car.
-"Mommy you need a boocabooca and daddy's gonna give it to you"
-While in Walmart "Everybody get out of the way!  We need groceries!"